Maybe you choose to work and earn a living. Could be you have to answer to a boss. In the spirit that
laughter is sometimes the best medicine, let us take a humorous look at how each of the zodiacal signs
creates its own kind of boss.
Aries bosses are just fine, as long as you do what they
want immediately. Lateness is not tolerated. When you ask for a raise let them know it's for your car
or a gym membership or a new gun.
Taurus bosses are slow to change, even for their own good. Once you win their trust,
you're in. Meanwhile, offer to pick up the lunch tab.
Gemini bosses are sure to change everything at least three times a year. Try to deal with
a Gemini boss one sound bite at a time. To have your way with them, give them news clippings of
relevant materials.
Cancer bosses. Don't like the mood they're in? Just wait 6 hours, their mood is sure
to change. Give them lots of hugs, gifts of silver and home cooked goodies. Talk about your kids.
Invite them to your home.
Leo bosses are creative geniuses, especially with your ideas. Give them a round of
applause every day and you will probably do just fine. Don't forget to give them monogrammed
gifts.
Virgo bosses are just perfect, if you are. Give them a bottles of vitamins and natural spring
water. Be sure to carefully observe all of their little rituals.
Libra bosses are just fine until it's time to make a tough decision. You can tell when they're
stressed out, they'll equivocate and vacillate. Loud crude talk is a definite no no here. A "classic"
approach works best with a Libra boss.
Scorpio here's a bosses will stick with you through thick and thin, if you are loyal. You will have
to win their trust by passing many, many tests or they could give you the one big test.
Sagittarius bosses will tend to be lucky. That is to say they usually get away with their mistakes.
Far away. They love vacations, long lunch meetings and business trips. You can get on their best side
by doing working as far as possible away from the office.
Capricorn bosses can be just a bit like dad. They think that they were meant to rule
and they're usually right. Humor them. If they can depend on you when it really counts most likely
you'll be ok.
Aquarius bosses can be friendly yet cool. Don't get into personal things with them.
They are favorably impressed by innovations.
Pisces bosses are fine in creative and monastic fields otherwise, don't expect them to
stay around too long. To get on their best side go away with them on a retreat, seminar or
workshop.
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