ARIES:
I didn't do it. They dared me to do it. I didn't know it was loaded. I had to
do it. I had no idea I was going so fast. It was an accident. It's a free country man.
I can do what I want to do.
TAURUS:
It was on sale. I didn't know that it would cost that much. I though I
was saving money. I meant to bring it back sooner. I had a sore throat. I've been
doing it that way for years.
GEMINI:
Huh? What? I don't know what you're talking about. Who, me? I had
no idea this would happen. My (sister, brother) did it. I had a cold.
CANCER:
It's practically a family tradition. I felt like doing it. I didn't feel like
doing it. They put something in the water supply. I had a stomach ache. It all
started in my childhood.
LEO:
I didn't know anybody was watching. I wasn't thinking clearly, I had a
fever. I have special privileges. I had a back ache.
VIRGO:
My accountant told me it was OK. My doctor told me to do it. I didn't
know what I was doing. I couldn't help myself. My allergies were acting up. It
was that damn medicine.
LIBRA:
I only did it because my spouse does it. (He, She, It, The devil) made me
do it. I was having personal problems. Can we compromise on this somehow?
SCORPIO:
I was in the mood. It's a tax write off. I didn't think I'd get caught. I
didn't mean to do it. No one else has to know about it. Get a warrant. Talk to my
lawyer. They thought I was going to die. I didn't know what the hell I was doing.
SAGITTARIUS:
I had to do it or somebody would sue me. My lawyer told me it
was OK. What's the big deal? The government's to blame. It's a (racist, sexist,
politically incorrect) thing. It must have been something I ate.
CAPRICORN:
It's nothing serious. I was only following orders. It all happened
so fast. I had to see a doctor. My job got to me. We really need the money.
AQUARIUS:
Everybody else was doing it. It was the cool thing to do. My
computer had a virus. So what? What are you going to do about it? Who cares
about the stupid rules anyway?
PISCES:
I was under the influence. God told me to do it. I was doing God's will.
They put something in my food. I thought I could stop before any real damage was
done. I didn't notice what time it was. I forgot. Did I really have that many?
